It is time to catch you up on the life of clare and catherine. New themes of the pink dorm room - woody allen movies, oatmeal (clare likes that, not me), popcorn, and closing our eyes when we strip. also open containers of ice cream, of course.
today, we purchased jerseys that match for the super bowl party.
that's all the catching up i have to do.
now, i will move on to reasons why we would like to be grandmas.
1.so that clare can be justified in her grandmotherly sayings slash accents when she says certain words. example: "bawtum", and "oh, i do hope you have a nice trip".
2.so that i can be justified in going to bed at 8pm.
3.spare tires are cute/perfectly normal for grandmas, as well as high waisted pants.
4. do grandmas wear retainers still? when do you stop wearing a retainer?
5. that's all really. we dont actually want to be grandmas yet.
6. plus, if clare was a grandma, she couldn't be listening to lady gaga and quoting her, as she is doing at this moment.
peace out girl scout.
catherine
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