Gmail Chat - Catherine Brewbaker is a hungry bitch.

me: sweet youre available now

finallllly i can talk to you

Catherine: LOLZ

me: i hate you

not

i love you

Catherine: i hate you

me: you're talking is interrupting my work

1:04 AM please stop

im zoning out

so regardless if you say anythign

i will pretend like i dont hear

like even if you say it alot

1:05 AM Catherine: sweet

23 minutes

1:28 AM Catherine: HELLO

1:29 AM me: i cant hear you

Catherine: HELLO HELLO HELLO

me: in the zone

oh hey

Catherine: WOW YOU ARE SO COOL

me: sorry im back

i hate you

GOODBYE

GOOD BYE

GOODBYE

au VOIR

1:30 AM Catherine: its AU REVOIR

me: youre a bitch

how do you say that in french?

je apele Catherine Brewbaker

i think that's right

1:31 AM Je m'appelle Catherine Brewbaker

correction

looked it up

english: I am a bitch

translation: Je m'appelle Catherin Brewbaker

sorry couldnt add the accent mark to Brewbaker

1:34 AM done and done.

Catherine: i hat eyou

i hav eno response

i want your pizza

me: you cannot type

in my stomach

HA

Catherine: i want it

give it to me

me: story of your life

Catherine: GIVE IT TO ME

BITCH

1:35 AM me: no

Catherine: GIVE IT TO ME

Clare loves Motown

Dear readers,

It is time to catch you up on the life of clare and catherine. New themes of the pink dorm room - woody allen movies, oatmeal (clare likes that, not me), popcorn, and closing our eyes when we strip. also open containers of ice cream, of course.

today, we purchased jerseys that match for the super bowl party.

that's all the catching up i have to do.

now, i will move on to reasons why we would like to be grandmas.

1.so that clare can be justified in her grandmotherly sayings slash accents when she says certain words. example: "bawtum", and "oh, i do hope you have a nice trip".

2.so that i can be justified in going to bed at 8pm.

3.spare tires are cute/perfectly normal for grandmas, as well as high waisted pants.

4. do grandmas wear retainers still? when do you stop wearing a retainer?

5. that's all really. we dont actually want to be grandmas yet.

6. plus, if clare was a grandma, she couldn't be listening to lady gaga and quoting her, as she is doing at this moment.

peace out girl scout.

catherine