Gmail Chat - Catherine Brewbaker is a hungry bitch.

me: sweet youre available now

finallllly i can talk to you

Catherine: LOLZ

me: i hate you

not

i love you

Catherine: i hate you

me: you're talking is interrupting my work

1:04 AM please stop

im zoning out

so regardless if you say anythign

i will pretend like i dont hear

like even if you say it alot

1:05 AM Catherine: sweet

23 minutes

1:28 AM Catherine: HELLO

1:29 AM me: i cant hear you

Catherine: HELLO HELLO HELLO

me: in the zone

oh hey

Catherine: WOW YOU ARE SO COOL

me: sorry im back

i hate you

GOODBYE

GOOD BYE

GOODBYE

au VOIR

1:30 AM Catherine: its AU REVOIR

me: youre a bitch

how do you say that in french?

je apele Catherine Brewbaker

i think that's right

1:31 AM Je m'appelle Catherine Brewbaker

correction

looked it up

english: I am a bitch

translation: Je m'appelle Catherin Brewbaker

sorry couldnt add the accent mark to Brewbaker

1:34 AM done and done.

Catherine: i hat eyou

i hav eno response

i want your pizza

me: you cannot type

in my stomach

HA

Catherine: i want it

give it to me

me: story of your life

Catherine: GIVE IT TO ME

BITCH

1:35 AM me: no

Catherine: GIVE IT TO ME

Clare loves Motown

Dear readers,

It is time to catch you up on the life of clare and catherine. New themes of the pink dorm room - woody allen movies, oatmeal (clare likes that, not me), popcorn, and closing our eyes when we strip. also open containers of ice cream, of course.

today, we purchased jerseys that match for the super bowl party.

that's all the catching up i have to do.

now, i will move on to reasons why we would like to be grandmas.

1.so that clare can be justified in her grandmotherly sayings slash accents when she says certain words. example: "bawtum", and "oh, i do hope you have a nice trip".

2.so that i can be justified in going to bed at 8pm.

3.spare tires are cute/perfectly normal for grandmas, as well as high waisted pants.

4. do grandmas wear retainers still? when do you stop wearing a retainer?

5. that's all really. we dont actually want to be grandmas yet.

6. plus, if clare was a grandma, she couldn't be listening to lady gaga and quoting her, as she is doing at this moment.

peace out girl scout.

catherine

YO welcome to our crib, here's our fridge

So considering our blog is centered around our dorm room, (not restaurant reviews as catherine naively believes) i find it only fitting that we give our viewers and one follower (yes!) a MTV cribs style tour of our room. And by room i mean fridge and bin of food on top of fridge. So let's begin!

Fridge:

- blue powerade 3/4 full

- red powerade 3/4 full

- 4 dasani water 1/4 full (thanks Cath!)

- 1 empty bottle of smart water

to give you the visual, it's organized by brand. powerades on first shelf, waters on second (as our personal assistants are instructed to do so).

Now on to the Freezer:

-Ben and Jerry's Half Baked 1/2 full (no cookie dough left however, sorry)

-Ben and Jerry's Chocolate Brownie 3/4 full (thank you bethea for forgetting that in our room)

As you can see we are strictly organic and natural eaters, so let's check out the bin of food!

Bin of Food:

-One a Day gummy vitamins (more like 5 a day! ha! ha!)

-oatmeal...

-honey...

-febreeze and clorox wipes - although technically not food and should never be consumed as food, still are conveniently stored along side edibles we put in our mouths

*due to lack of self control, we cannot allow open containers of food inside of our room as demonstrated by the empty wheat thins box which had a life of less than 24hrs.

so AWESOME glad you could check out our crib. check back next time for a tour of our cars and terrace place garage.

until then,

clare

WELCOME LIZ

WE ARE SO HAPPY TO HAVE LIZ EMANUEL IN OUR ROOM

New Project

So, Clare and I (and by Clare and I, I mean just me)have just come up with a new project for this blog. Besides our random posts, we are also going to record every new Nashvillian restaurant we try this semester, and review our experiences.

I'll start with two I visited this weekend:

1. The Copper Kettle.

I think this restaurant is all about expectations - the website makes it seem like more of an upscale, sit-down restaurant than it actually is. While there are tables and chairs, the food is served cafeteria-style, and resembles my great-grandmother's nursing home cafe a little too much for my liking...

So, you can imagine my surprise when we walked in and were expecting a nice dinner. However, the food actually turned out to be good, and they had a wide variety of southern style food at decent prices. So, all about expectations.

2. Star Bagel

I just went for the first time this weekend, but have heard about it for a while now. 5 STARS. My bacon, egg and cheese breakfast bagel was delicious, and the atmosphere was even better - the perfect saturday morning breakfast spot - lots of people drinking coffee post - exercise, and many families who had walked over from their nearby neighborhoods. It was a great escape.

That's all for now...

Catherine

THE REBUTTAL

I resent these quotes, so I am re-posting with some of my "lovely" roommate Clare's own sayings.

"I just saw your bottom"

"I'm about to call my mom, so you get to hear about my stomach problems in graphic detail"

"When you get the chance, I would like to hear about the cheese dip"

"Just tell me if you want me to leave the room, gosh"

JUST SO YOU KNOW, SHE MADE ME EDIT THESE

CATHERINE'S QUOTES OF THE WEEK

I've decided I am going to institute a weekly post dedicated to the delightful sayings of my lovely roommate. Here's just a few from the past week:

"I am awesome. "

"I'm going to Bible study...and you're going to Hell*." - Why thank you Catherine!

"I could be such a bigger DIVA than you."

"Alright, stripping."

*Catherine would like me to point out that she did not actually damn me to Hell.

Just an addition to the welcome...

You might be asking yourself, "self, why is this blog so pink?"

you should answer, "because clare and catherine's room is pink"

that's why.

catherine

WELCOME YO

Hello and welcome to Clare and Catherine's crunkhouse. Here you will be able to catch a glimpse inside our world and hopefully through our thoughts, quotes, and meditations, you too can come to find the true meaning of the letter "C". From our humble dorm abode to the possible millions of followers all around the world. Welcome and enjoy.

meow.

Clare